Was at a bar one night. Holding a Heineken. Girl from a distance was watching me. Redhead. Staring. I love redheads. I ignored her. After a while, I noticed she was still staring. Bored, I went over to talk with her. Half-way to where she was sitting, I realized who she was. Sat next to her, said what's up. Told her my name (I think). Asked for hers. She said Lindsay. Had a crush on Lindsay Lohan when I was in high school. Really nice to meet her. True story.